Summy says : Quickies? What quicky? (We all know what you're talking about ;) )
Anyway, here's an introduction to what this section is going to be like. Everyday, people around me come up with super poor and what i like to call "toxic" jokes. Fe calls it the 'Rukmani ripple effect', but I don't think the merit goes to me at all. I believe there is an inherent "mokka(read PJ) queen/king" in all of you just waiting to come out, and I probably only influence you in the positive way ;)
So well, here is a daily/weekly/I-don't-know-whatly compilation of the worshtest "poor jokes"
We were mindlessly jabbering about worthless unimportant things and I suddenly wanted to know if any of us could ever sit through an opera and enjoy the performance.The answer is no, but that's not the point.
"If all four of us Bio-related students attended an opera, it would be an operon" :D
- Courtesy : Debs
In the genomics and proteomics book that we opened only two days beofre the exams, we find that
"Guntur BloBEL received a noBEL in 1999." Ring a BELL? :D
- Courtesy : Fe
There's a situation I'm facing in college for the first time. I have 59% attendance while I should in fact have above 75%. And with only two working days left, it seems to be a herculean task to consider even getting close. So unless I get OD, which has not yet been confirmed, my hall ticket will not be issued. Also, my project confirmation won't happen for at least two more weeks, but my HoD wants a confirmation letter handed in by Monday, failing which my hall ticket will be blocked unitl I do the needful. For these reasons, I no more call it the hall ticket. It's been rechristened to "halt ticket" :D
- Courtesy : Me :P
My comment on the shampoo "Head and Shoulders" ?
All hair on the head will fall and settle on the shoulders.
My tagline for exercise?
Budgeting butt-jutting :D
Have fun and stay crooked!
As you might have guessed, the best of it, personally (;), u'll understand the smiley better if u read which one I think is the best) is Exercise Tag line... ;)
ReplyDeleteAnd once five of us, very close friends were walking, more like strolling near the diversion from old workshop to the jana chaitanya. Two of us were walking ahead and spinning some story to the three walking behind. In all their interest for more, they asked, "fir?" and the two of us, TURNED ABOUT and stood there LMAO untill comprehension dawned on the others.... If u understood this PJ, well done, I say to you... lol... ;)
Haha yeah that's my personal favorite too!
ReplyDeletePhir kya hua? :P
Good one, btw. Fellow mokka-putter appreciation :P
Pah. In these matters you are small fry. I am god-level, dahlingest :)
ReplyDelete@ anon who's not so anon:
ReplyDeletePROVE IT.
You have nearly four(?) years of proof.
ReplyDeleteMy domain. I set the rules and I give you a direct promotion to "peer-level" (The highest anybody can reach anyway.You should be honored,hon!). Go play god elsewhere!
ReplyDeleteIn the eve of exams when I sit and giggle seeing the famous rukmani's (Dr. Jekyll) transform into infamous crookmoney ( Mr.Hyde ) , I know we all share the same rotten DNA !! cheers to our homologous insane sequences ;p !!BLAST the world with mokkai !
ReplyDeleteaaagh. Get the bioinfo out of your system ,debs. It has done enough damage to last a lifetime! :O
ReplyDeleteI realized during sysbio class today. We're stuck in a feedback loop with no escape route. It's amplifying the damage and turning us into oscillators!
And yes, eve of exams - crooked ideas start taking over!
Awesome blog(s) ms.olive oyl! Nice compilation of jolly jargon "toxic" jokes you've posted here. I grudgingly thank 'Debs' for the link.Long live creative(crazy)crooks!! :P
ReplyDelete@creativecynic.
ReplyDeleteThank you. Debs and me together - deadly combo. Thank the world for not giving us more time to work on our very ambitious plans. If we did, we would be wrecking havoc of a different kind - calvin style :P
I am not peeing, so you're not putting me at peer level. You are just trying to usurp my throne.
ReplyDeleteOh yes, the (calvin loyalists) Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons would certainly destroy the thin fabric of the world's sanity, which is why you guys are being baby-sat by rosalyn @ sastra. Since that will end very soon, who knows the fate of the world? :) :P
ReplyDelete@anon
ReplyDeleteNo usurping/dethroning business. There's no throne and I'm not willing to quantify my mokka-putting abilities. So okay, self proclaimed "god of mokkas", entertain us! :D
@creativecynic
You seem like a potential candidate too, you know! You're welcome to join the madness! :P
Entertainment has now been published on an appropriate forum.
ReplyDeleteHi, i jus now came over to this blog...
ReplyDeleteA litl late, but still... :)
Anyways, i like this transformation... U kno that i'm towards mokkais and i find these very nice :)
Operon, Halt ticket and Head & Shoulders were the best...! :)
Keep going :)